Apr 12The 7 Eternal Rules of CopywritingLately, I have felt a little disillusioned with marketing, the “tech echosystem”, and the business world in general. To battle this overwhelming need to drop everything, change my name, and move to Cotonou, I decided to go back to the basics of my craft and remind myself of the reason…Copywriting4 min readCopywriting4 min read
Dec 30, 20222022, you’ve tried, come and be going.See, I reaaaally don’t want to write this sh*t. As I sit at my computer, willing myself to put words to paper and conquer the appalling “Lorem Ipsum” monster, I can come up with 100 excuses not to. Why? Maybe because I am lazy. Maybe because I haven't quite found…2022 Review4 min read2022 Review4 min read
Jan 30, 2022I swear I’m going to scream if one more person says Defi to me.Editor’s note: I’m giving out 20 NFT’s to 20 people. Read to the end to find out how. My head hurts. Every time I think I know something, the world is like “Surprise, Motherf****!” First, it was crypto then NFT’s, and now degen trading? Can I fucking breathe? I guess…Jokes4 min readJokes4 min read
Jan 3, 2022My year in reviewI’d like to make myself believe….that planet earth..turns..slowly. Owl City — Fireflies. What did I learn in 2021? I learnt how to live with the pandemic, a global stench of panic over one’s life. I learnt patience and the parable of the snake, biden its time to make its feast. …20212 min read20212 min read
Nov 20, 2021Just a little bit of Cheeps!Cheeps.app is a platform that lets you predict events and earn rewards in crypto. Simply put, you stake tiny fractions of USDT tokens (called “cheeps”) on future events and earn more USDT if your predictions are right. Whew, was that a mouthful? Just think betting, but in crypto. Don’t worry…Cryptocurrency4 min readCryptocurrency4 min read
Oct 5, 2021Of CyberGods and The Lost Piece of SangoThis is my lore submission for myths and legends of the DeusX NFT community. Join the discord here. Hiding in a closet is the most terrifying thing, especially if you’re claustrophobic. The air is taut as screams pierce the night, sounds of the wounded and dying cutting through the rainforest…Nft3 min readNft3 min read
Sep 5, 2021What happens in Lere 2This is the conclusion to What happens in Lere 1, a fictional story set in Lagos 2019. I am afraid. We move slowly through Allen avenue. There are five officers on the bus with the short officer and the driver in front. They are gisting, pretending to ignore my pleas…Police Brutality9 min readPolice Brutality9 min read
Jul 5, 2021‘Boo ja.Day 1: I am in a strange country. With red hair. Lagosians should not come to Abuja. The general softness is jarring — like you are expecting the other shoe to drop. Where are the sweaty conductors? The traffic rush? Why are the roads so freaking wide? …Abuja3 min readAbuja3 min read
Apr 24, 2021Fear.I’m terrified. I don’t know what I intend to write in this piece. I do not know how the words will form. I just feel a yearning to tell someone of the hole in my chest–a deep, dark abyss of fear that has consumed me since last week. It's coming…2 min read2 min read
Feb 17, 2021Ears are for balance, of which I may have none14 years ago today, I was a JSS3 boy in a military school. I remember that day quite clearly. I had “bought job” — military lingo for one getting in trouble. Although I do not quite remember the details of the trouble I had gotten into, I recall making myself…Mothers2 min readMothers2 min read
